Sunday, April 4, 2010

New Moon

Well how could I POSSIBLY begin with this movie? Maybe with the plot. Bella Swan(Kirsten Stewart) is turning eighteen years old and her vampire boyfriend (Robert Pattinson) is leaving her because he wants to protect her.
Needless to say, this movie is like a severely over-actiony version of Romeo and Juliet, with vampires and werewolves(sorry, shapeshifters). The action? B-movie standard. Acting? Mindless and not really emotion-full. The creepy, supposedly "angst-filled" atmosphere is there, but it really doesn't help anyone.
If you want a good vampire movie, go see Let The Right One In. It may in a different language, but at least it's better.
I am generous. Especially since i'm giving this movie One out of Five Stars. It was at the very least laughable.